dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Michael Bay diarrhea
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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