I think my vagina is haunted
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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