hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i would punch a child for taco bell
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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