I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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