He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
