Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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