Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we're making bets on your personal life
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
