stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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