Already got asked if we're dating
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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