Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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