It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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