I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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