the condom got lost in my hair
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
operation have a gay friend backfired
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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