Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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