ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I would ride that face into the sunset
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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