I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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