i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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