So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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