We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
