Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am available for nakedness
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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