I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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