So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Randomize
