I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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