your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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