i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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