I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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