my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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