And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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