Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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