There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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