i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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