idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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