I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
there is glitter all over my balls
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