he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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