To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
then he tried to convert me to islam
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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