he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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