shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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