Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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