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(712): View more from Iowa

You should dream of me :)

(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm going to dream of single life.

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(626): View more from California

Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.

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(417): View more from Missouri

i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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(404): View more from Georgia

They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.

(618): View more from Illinois

Disappointment?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(443): View more from Maryland

She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

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