Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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