what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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