it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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