This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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