Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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