We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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