dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I cockslap morals
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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