is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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