Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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