a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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