So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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