He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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