i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
