Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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